Alright, it’s that time of year again. No, it ain’t the joyous Christmas Deck the Halls time, it’s just the deck the stars EMMY where stars start dressing up as clowns and pose for cameras they can’t even see.

Christina Aguilera didn’t pull a Britney, singing with Tony Bennett. He’s a legend, and she’s just that blondie with a big voice. Other than that, I thought I was going to fall asleep. Good thing it only lasted like 2 seconds. But whatever, as long as she keeps up with her voice, people will probably pay less attention to her clown makeup.

I like Debra Messing, but I have to say her dress reminds me of a wedding cake. I can’t imagine walking in a tight dress like that. She must not be able to walk very fast or very far.

I think Ellen Pompeo is confused of what century she lives in. Her hair is a little questionable - and that pale, corpse-like makeup. Ugh. Somebody needs to call the morgue. There’s a body missing.

Eva Longoria must’ve slapped on a last-minute dress, super-gluing every bottle cap she could find around her garage. And wow, she looks “beautiful.” Too beautiful. Almost makes me wish I have never seen these, these, and these.

I’m not sure which look Hayden Panettierre was trying to shoot for - grandma troll or a midget wrapped in comforter sheets?

Kimora Lee Simmons can’t leave her house without makeup - uhh, literally. Go ahead, put on your mascara. You’ll still look pretty boring to us.

Aww, now this is our favorite couple. Porta De Rossi and Ellen DeGeneres. Ellen had said before that every now and then she tries to be a little more womanly because she can’t just have her GF look better than her all the time. It’s OK - as long as she keeps making us laugh, that’s all people should care about.

Yeah, sadly, “Dr. McSteamy” Eric Dane is still with his wife Rebecca Gayheart. I must say, she looks rather good here, but you must not forget that this is the real her here and here.