
Paris Hilton is no longer welcomed at beer parties.
According to The Sun:
Paris Hilton has been banned from Munich’s famed Oktoberfest for “cheapening” last year’s event. Locals were outraged when the socialite, 26, arrived at the beer festival in plaits and traditional Bavarian dress to advertise a brand of canned wine.
Wow, even a party where people get drunk bans Paris Hilton. You would think hospitals and orphanages would be the first ones to guard themselves against her and her army of diseases, but wow. There’s actually hope.









“What das fuck? Get das American bitch out of our costume, ja!”