I don’t know who Heidi Montag is. I think she’s that chick on this supposedly “reality but not really reality TV” show, The Hills. I don’t watch it, but it’s a cheap scripted show that pretty much surrounds Heidi Montag and her “best friend” Lauren Conrad fighting over this ugly guy, Spencer Pratt. Wow, I can’t believe I took the time to even describe this stupid show. But anyway, Heidi Montag had some money and she recently broadcasted to the world that she bought herself some boobs. And apparently she’s really proud because of her plastic surgery, she made the cover of Us Weekly magazine.

She said in the Us Weekly interview:

Surgery is a very big deal. Right before I went in, I was like, What if I don’t wake up? Oh, this is scary. Then I thought, I don’t care. If I don’t wake up, it’s worth it. I just wanted it so badly.

Wow. I wonder what she would’ve looked like - a corpse with really big breasts. So yeah, girls, take notes because getting fake boobs means everything, even death is worth it.