This only confirms my theory that all Hollywood rumors are true. Pamela Anderson and Rick Salomon are now married, according to People.

Pamela Anderson has said “I do” for the third time to longtime pal Rick Salomon. The pair tied the knot Saturday night in Las Vegas at the Mirage Hotel before Anderson’s children and members of her family, sources confirm to PEOPLE. A conventional marriage it wasn’t, as the nuptials actually took place in an hour-and-a-half between Anderson’s two magic shows. Anderson, 40, donned a white denim Valentino dress at the small ceremony. Wedding guests included Tobey Maguire, Lukas Haas and magician Hans Klok. After the nuptials, it was right back to work for Anderson, who made no secret that she had just gotten married. “Hello, I just got married…I did,” Anderson said after performing in the second magic show of the night. “I’m distracted. It’s a big day. A big day at the office.”

Wow, a wedding squeezed in between 2 magic shows. How romantic is that! It is almost magical. I can totally picture Pamela screaming “I’m married!! Weeeeeeeeeee!” while swinging back and forth by a string tied to her boobs.

Here’s Pamela at a nail salon completely hopeless: