
I know, it couldn’t be done, but she did it. In case you’ve been waiting anxiously for the release of Britney Spears’ new complete album, ‘Blackout’, this is your lucky day.
The complete track list (with my title additions):
- Gimme More (Starbucks)
- Piece of Me (And Sags of Skin)
- Radar (Scan Me in Rehab)
- Break The Ice (And Eat It)
- Heaven On Earth (But It’s Taco Hell Where I AM)
- Get Naked (I Got A Plan) (Not Wearing Undies)
- Freakshow (Starring My Aired Out Crotch)
- Toy Soldier (I Call ‘em Sean and Jayden)
- Hot As Ice (Unless Ice Melts Then That’s Not Cool)
- Ooh Ooh Baby (Cheetos Baby!)
- Perfect Lover (Burger King & Frappuccinos)
- Why Should I Be Sad (When I’m Fat)






Huge damm lie! When the hell did she recorded this album? Did she have time? Others worked for her day and nite to clean her name a bit and now its called “her album”? Puke…
what is this the first time you have heard that pop little icons dont write their own music? why is this such a shock
I can’t imagine her staying in a recording studio for 5 min with out having to send some one out to STARBUCKS or TACO BELL..it probably took her 6 months to even ” record” the word “yeah”
Who is she trying to kid ??? To record an album it takes loads of people and HARD GRAFT,,,