Nothing too exciting is going on today. Just a bunch of little incidents that make you go “those celebs, they’re so duuuumb.” So here’s a quickie celeb dirt roundup, instead:

So Kid Rock was arrested at a waffle house, of all places! That guy can’t even have a wussy little waffle without beating up someone and getting his ass thrown in jail. Maybe he just really wants to make sure we know he isn’t gay just because he’s eating a waffle drowned in dripping maple syrup.

Speaking of gay, Harry Potter’s writer, J.K. Rowling has outed Dumbledore announcing that he’s gay. *jaw dropped* She says Dumbledore had been in love with Grindelwald, whom he had defeated years ago in a bitter fight. OK I know the gay thing had long been there since god knows when, but can’t we just have a simple, innocent, little children fantasy story without getting all political and making statements about gay rights and whatnot? Save it for Lance Bass and his Nsync memoir.

Iggy finally found a new home, after much turmoil of Ellen DeGeneres crying on her own show about a dog she adopted that got taken away because gave the dog to her hairdresser not realizing it was against the agency’s policy. I still think she should’ve handled the situation in private and not made a biggo deal about it on national TV. Besides, there’s nothing an AK47 can’t resolve.

Since none of these news bits deserves photos, here’s some of My Name is Earl’s Jaime Pressly at her Spring/Summer 2008 J’aime Collection fashion show. She apparently thinks she can design clothes now. I love it: celebrities who think they can just ship clothes made from some China sweat shops over here, put their names on the back, and call it their “collection.”