Paris Hilton took her boytoy, Swedish model Alexander von Zweigbergk Vaggo, to dinner with her parents in Madeos in Beverly Hills. This guy looks like a girl who just got out of a convent and de-virginized by the world’s most infectious herpes monster. There’s not enough Trojans in the world to protect you, boy. You […]

Remember that guy engaged guy that Lindsay Lohan did while in rehab in Utah? Well, she apparently dumped his ass because he pouts too much. Yes, you read that right.
According to E! Online:
Sources close to the couple say Lindsay dumped Riley shortly after the two returned to Los Angeles on Nov. 25 (following their holiday […]

You’ve probably heard about this dumb show: A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila. Basically, this Vietnamese MySpace whore who claims to have over a million “friends” on her buddy list somehow managed to have this “Bachelorette” wannabe show where she searches for a boyfriend or girlfriend (straight or bi.) But according to PageSix, it’s […]

Katie Holmes shows her support for her freak of a husband, Tom Cruise, as he accepted the Bambi Award Thursday. And what better way to do that than turning your hair into a helmet. She might as well just put a paper bag over her head.
[Photo: TMZ]

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Pamela Anderson recently said that she’d “retire” in five years.
According to USA Today, she says:
“I get offers to do movies and TV all the time. I say no to everything. Drives my agent crazy,” she says, laughing. “But I’m lazy. I don’t want to work. I want to be with my kids (Brandon, 11, and […]

US Weekly reports that Britney Spears went insane at a porn shop when she was told she wasn’t allowed to try on underwear.
Spears loaded up on naughty skivvies and headed to the fitting rooms. But store employees “told her they don’t allow people to try on underwear,” a source at the scene says. “She was […]

Here is Nicole Kidman at The Golden Compass world premiere in London, with her seemingly sober husband, Keith Urban. I used to consider Nicole beautiful, but not lately. She’s either too pink, too constipated-looking or too white and simply trying too hard.
Here’s more photos from the premiere:

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*Warning: May Cause Puking*
Consider yourself warned. Not that this comes as any surprise since you’ve already seen Rihanna without makeup before. Yup, she’s a “natural beauty” alright. Great hair that makes you go “I’m so hot.” Great pale look that makes you look like you’ve awaken as a zombie.
Here’s more (remember, you’ve been warned):
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Scarlett Johansson was spotted shopping at Saks Fifth Avenue in Beverly Hills, CA. Is it bee season in LA that prompted her to wear a hair net or did she just get a new job as a cafeteria lady due to the writers strike? Maybe it’s both.
Must be fun walking around covering your face - […]

As I mentioned before, Paris Hilton went to Shanghai to spread her diseases; she also attended the MTV Style Gala, whoring herself and posing with her stupid peace sign. She should adopt a couple of Chinese kids, too, while she’s at it. And hurry, before Britney steals her thunder!
Here’s more Parasite Hilton spreading her love […]