Remember when Paris Hilton thought it would make her look smart when she decided to sue Hallmark for making fun of her on one of their cards without her permission? Well, Hallmark basically told her to “suck it.” OK, maybe they used classier words than that.

According to MSNBC:

In their motion to dismiss, Hallmark claims, “Hilton has become a household name, based in large part on her efforts to draw attention to herself. Having done so, she has subjected herself to public scrutiny and the parodist’s pen. The First Amendment does not allow her to respond by welcoming the fawning and flattering, but silencing the critical and comical. Hilton apparently believes that she can control not only how she is commented upon, but who can say the words ‘that’s hot.’ The law, however, does not allow Hilton to quash such a portrayal, nor does it grant her the power to stop others from using her purported catchphrase to poke fun at her.”

Niiiiiice! That’s hot, Hallmark. Well done. Paris is probably sitting in the corner of her gold-plated room right now crying with her one open eye, while looking at another Hallmark card - the one that reads on the cover: Everything You Need to Know About Paris Hilton, and then when she opens it up, it’s completely empty inside.