Heidi Klum went on The Ellen DeGeneres show and gushes about how she keeps her sex life interesting with her husband Seal (yeah, probably that guy that lives in the sea). Boring! The only thing I found interesting about this interview is when she talks about how Britney Spears actually taught her something new about diapers.

Klum also revealed that she’s been taking parenting tips from an unexpected source – Britney Spears. The singer crashed Klum’s Halloween party, and the duo fell into conversation, she said. “We were talking about babies and diapers, and she explained to me a lot of things about diapers that I didn’t know,” says Klum, a mother of three. “You know these sticky things on the side? I never knew that they were there. To close them in the front, I was always putting string around. … I had no idea. I learned a lot of things.”

I don’t know what’s more disturbing: that Britney knows something about diapers or Heidi is just too dumb to know what those “sticky things” are. Yeah you know, they’re just there, hanging out, serving no purpose in life whatsoever. Put these two in a room and we’ll have the next shuttle rocket built and sent straight to Planet Stupid.

Here’s Heidi Klum, sticking to what she does better than diapers - applying makeup: