Kevin Federline, one of the most influential men under 45. Wow, you never thought you’d ever see all those words on the same line. Thanks to Details magazine for putting out this so-called “power and influence” issue with his douchebag face on the cover.
According to MSNBC:
Federline, 29, is listed in the No. 7 slot as a “Good Father” alongside Larry Birkhead. Federline, a father of four to be exact, tells the magazine that “To be a father is… everything. It shows me how little I am.” Little as he might be, his acting career is getting bigger, at least by Federline’s standards. One lament: “I’d actually like to play somebody other than a bad guy or an ass,” he tells Details. And although the decisions in his ongoing custody battle with Spears speak for themselves, Federline reveals a snapshot of life inside his household. “My TVs are pretty much G-rated right now. Anything from “SpongeBob” to “Finding Nemo,” and you know, I’m still trying to decide which one I like more.”
It’s good to know that someone like KFed is honored for knocking up the world’s most famous trainwreck for money and fame. He managed to steer Britney into self-deprivation and still come out on top as influential and powerful, getting acting gigs and custody of the kids. Wow, come to think of it, he is a genius. All you people who thought KFed was a worthless piece of ass, shame on you! He sure showed you!
(By the way, I just noticed that “Are you turning your kid into a douchebag?” on the cover. Unless they’re trying to be ironic…)






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