Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen attended a wedding as bridemaids in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico. Judging from what they were wearing, I don’t think they knew it was a wedding. I’m guessing it’s Mary-Kate that looks like she just tore apart her linens and wrapped herself up like a mummy. Or a crazy loon. Maybe […]

Mariah Carey launched her perfume at Macy’s in Glendale, CA. Yeah you know I’ll be the first in line to spend hundreds of dollars just so I can smell like a diva. Gee I wonder what a diva smells like. I wouldn’t know, because I’m not even allowed to go near her, especially in the […]

Hey look! It’s Sabrina the teenage witch who turned herself from a beautiful swan to an ugly duckling. Or, err, vice versa. If I remember correctly, Melissa Joan Hart was one of Maxim’s cover girls - you know, one of those projects Photoshop guys had to work overtime on.

Does Melissa Joan Hart look better with […]

Isn’t Jude Law supposed to be hot? I mean, OK I can see that he has a cute face and all, but you couldn’t find a better epitome of balding than this guy. He might as well just shave his head because as far as I can tell, he looks like a chia pet that […]

Zac Efron must think he was a model in his past life or something, or he wouldn’t be posing like this everywhere he goes. OK so he has a nice body - so of course he feels obligated to make all other little boys jealous with shame.
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Guess who has to take off his shoes at LAX?
That’s funny. I had a dream that Wentworth Miller was flying out to see me. Could this be my dream coming true? *gasp*

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Patrick Dempsey showed up at the premiere of Disney’s new movie, Enchanted, with co-star Amy Adams who played Cinderella. For some reason, Patrick isn’t looking very enchanted himself - more like, um, I don’t know, confused and constipated. I have an urge to go see this movie just because … well, I have no […]

Hayden Panetierre went on a shopping spree over the weekend. I don’t know about you, but she definitely needs more Coach bags. I mean, a lot more. When you’re like 4 feet tall, you need to compensate your height with giant thousand-dollar purses to distract people from looking at you. And from these photos of […]

Beyonce Knowles showed up at the Hyundai Department store in Seoul, South Korea to greet fans. You know, I’ve always thought Beyonce was all about connecting with her fans - and she thinks she’s doing a great job by avoiding eye contact with them. I mean, wow, with that high chin-up look of her, I’m […]

There’s nothing sexier than a guy growing out his hair so long that he needs to tie it back in order to look like a 12-year-old girl. Here’s Zac Efron apparently arriving to some tennis club in Los Angeles - and I’m pretty sure he’s heading to a slumber party immediately afterwards, where some of […]