Happy New Year, guys! If you’re gonna party like there’s no tomorrow, do it Paris Hilton style - DUI and full of herpes. Oh wait, no, that’s bad. Don’t do that.

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Wentworth Miller seems to be flying in and out of LAX a lot these days. I hope it’s Texas where he’s going since that’s where a majority of the previous season of Prison Break was filmed. I also hope this means there’s going to be a lot more new episodes and the PB production won’t […]

Lindsay Lohan attended the 12th Annual Capri Hollywood International Film Festival in Italy and guess what - she hooked up with 3 dudes within 24 hours.
According to The Daily Mail:
The Mean Girls actress, 21, first met waiter Alessandro Di Nunzio shortly after arriving on the Italian island of Capri for a film festival. The pair […]

Elisha Cuthbert was spotted at the beach in Miami posing with a white towel over her head. I’m assuming she has just seen Passion of the Christ and got totally inspired by Jim Caviezel. But yeah, sorry Elisha - Jim Caviezel makes a hotter Jesus of Nazareth.
Here’s more Elisha Cuthbert turning into God:
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Not that I have to post any more comparison photos of Jessica Alba with and without makeup to make a point that she isn’t as hot as everyone makes her out to be - but here’s another just in case. What’s wrong, Jessica? Why aren’t you hiding this time? I don’t see you hiding when […]

Mischa Barton was arrested for DUI, drug possession, and a suspended license.
According to TMZ:
According to a press release issued by the L.A. County Sheriff’s Department, the former “O.C.” star was pulled over early this morning around 2:45 AM as she was driving in West Hollywood, Calif. Cops say she “was seen straddling two lanes of […]

TMZ caught Jessica Alba driving visually displaying a giant rock on her ring finger. So based on my own scientific deduction, I’d have to say she’s probably engaged to Cash Warren, the guy that knocked her up. He probably popped the question after he found out she had a bun in the oven. Or maybe […]

I don’t know how many “cocktails” Uma Thurman had, but she obviously wanted to suffocate someone in between her (newfound?) cleavage. I don’t recall skinny Uma having a giant chest so I found an older photo of her to compare. And what do you know? I think I’m right. That’s so hot. I mean, I […]

Looks like Kiera Knightley and her boyfriend, Rupert Friend, are having a blast in Soho, New York, walking through snow storms. How romantic. I hope Kiera hangs on to him tight because she might get blown away any minute now. All of a sudden you might see Rupert walking next to a snowman - and […]

After nasty rumors of a divorce (shocking!), Pamela Anderson and Rick Salomon were spotted together like a happy couple - with a dog and everything! Whew. I mean, for a second, I’d almost lost all hope in the sanctity of marriage if this quickie marriage between Las Vegas shows didn’t work out. That’s like me […]