
Paris Hilton crashed a party at the Versace Mansion in Miami Saturday night. She didn’t know anybody at the party, so she pretended to talk on her cell phone.
According to FOX News:
“It was interesting,” said our insider. “She didn’t know a lot of the people there and obviously felt uncomfortable, so she chatted away on her phone to phantom friends, at one point it even started to beep while she’s talking.”
I love how Paris Hilton pretends to be this popular girl that everyone wants at their events so she just shows up at random parties with her bestest friend in the world world: her cellphone. She’s like that lonely kid on the schoolyard that nobody wants to go near during recess so she starts talking to her imaginary friends bragging about the new doll she found behind the school dumpster.










pairs is nicein my mind,and at first i take her as “purity”.Is she single now? Her profile and photos were found on the millionairecelebrity dating club “WealthyKiss.com” last week! “She is very picky about guys,” according to officials of that site, “they have to be fertile douches or she won’t date them!”