There have been rumors circulating that Tony Parker, the troll’s Eva Longoria’s newly wedded husband, is having an affair with some model, according to People. But, of course, he denies it:
“I love my wife,” Parker said in a statement to PEOPLE. “She’s the best thing in my life, and I have never been happier.” Longoria, who took Parker’s name this year after their July nuptials, added, “Tony has been nothing short of the perfect husband.”
It’s OK man. It’s nobody’s business what you do behind your wife’s back. It’s kinda understood. If you’re married to this thing, it’s bound to happen. The only thing you have to worry about is if you get caught, you might have to buy her a million-dollar ring to “win” her back. Kinda like what Kobe Bryant did. But seriously, c’mon - wouldn’t you want someone else whose chest doesn’t get perked up by Photoshop when in actuality is as flat as a wall?
Eva is in denial and doesn’t want to deal with the embarassment after such an elaborate wedding. She knows it’s true..