If Disney were to look for new stories to make movies out of, I’d say they should do a The Chronicles of Britney Spears. I mean, there’s plenty to work with. Mother holds her kids hostage, refusing to hand them over to her douchebag ex-husband K-Fed, resulting in a 3-hour police standoff with 6 police cars, a fire truck, and 2 ambulances, has a nervous breakdown and is believed to be under the influence of “unknown substance”, then gets carried away in an ambulance. Wow, I’m tired just typing all that, so imagine how exciting it would be to watch on the big screen. But instead of Britney Spears playing herself, it would be a crazy rhino running wild chasing and eating everyone standing in its path. Hey that’s just like real life.
Here’s a ton of pics of The Chronicles of Britney Spears, with ambulances and everything:
Gee some how I can not feel sorry for her,,,,, al I can say is she brought it all on herself,,,,, tuff noogies