Katie Holmes went on the David Letterman Show to promote her new movie, Mad Money, with Queen Latifah and Diane Keaton. The movie must not be all that great because Letterman keeps asking her about her Dawson’s Creek days. Now I can see why Tom Cruise made her turn down the second installment of Batman to do Mad Money - doing a movie with two grandmas is so much better than making out with Christian Bale. It all comes together. Not that it’s a surprise, but Katie Holmes has officially lost her personality, mind, and identity. How do I know this? Oh I don’t know, how about her stiffness, her “yes” and “no” answers, her friggin’ hair, her short and dry responses, her poor attempts to carry a conversation, etc etc. My flagpole would probably give a more exciting interview.