Daniel Craig was spotted on the set of his new James Bond movie, Quantum of Solice. Is it sad that I think the guy wearing the headphones is better looking than the main star of this million-dollar movie franchise? I don’t know what they were thinking when they cast this guy. No sex appeal, no […]

Sienna Miller was caught receving a mystery package at her home in London. Hmm I wonder what’s in it. Could it be anthrax? Or even better, a bomb. In that case, sign away!

 

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If you like Miley Cyrus as much as my three-year-old monkey, you know you belong to some kind of cult called Hannah Montana. Every time Hannah Montana comes on TV my monkey makes funny noises and starts slapping the TV. I don’t know what they teach him in that cult but he almost got electrocuted […]

Here is Nicole Kidman at The Golden Compass Japan Premiere in Tokyo, Japan. OK I’m not even going to beat around the bush and just gonna say it straight up - she got vagina lips. There I said it. Natural vagina lips. It’s like she went to her surgeon and just asked him to put […]

Kate Hudson was spotted in Santa Monica, CA au naturel. OK I admit, she doesn’t look too bad without makeup; but I can’t overlook the fact that she looks like a retarded gypsy who can’t even tell the future of her own clothing style, or remember when was the last time she took a shower […]

Now that Prison Break is over, Dominic Purcell (Lincoln Burrows) has some time to visit his family in England. Here he is at LAX. I am impressed they were able to stretch the show past 3 seasons. It’s good to see Lincoln actually doing stuff outside of prison while Michael (Wentworth Miller) makes plans from […]

So I was shopping at Rag Dolls For Less today and this old raggedy doll was on sale for like, $1.99 with an extra 75% off. I said to the store owner that it was too expensive, and she said she’ll throw in a red wig, an extra chin, and a bigger plastic nose all […]

I don’t know what all this buzz is around Angelina Jolie being pregnant. I mean, c’mon. Isn’t it obvious? She’s not pregnant at all. If you ask me, she’s probably hiding several alien babies from some third-world countries under that bump. It’s all a big conspiracy. She doesn’t want people to think she’s just all […]

So after a long day of losing games, David Beckham goes out to the beach in Hawaii topless to redeem himself, so just in case you despise his game playing tactics, you’ll still be reminded of his hot tattooed body and remember just how much you still love soccer. Or just imagining him running around on […]

If I knew soccer players have the tendency to get topless like, all the time, maybe I would’ve paid more attention to the sport. And to think, all that time I wasted on Call of Duty - those shooters never get topless. They get shot at and blown up but never topless.

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