Paris Hilton goes on The Ellen Degeneres show and says she has 17 dogs, and they all sleep with her in her bed.

Daily Mail reports:

I have 17 dogs, yes - lots,” she told the open-mouthed chat show host. “They all sleep in my bed - well, not all of them, but I let some of them.” Paris said she owned so many dogs because they kept getting pregnant and she thought it was cruel to give the puppies away. “They keep having babies and I feel bad about giving them away,” she explained. “If I had a baby and someone gave it away for me I feel bad for my dogs.” The former jailbird said she makes sure she takes all her pups out the same number of times, so they all get equal attention. “I trade it off so they don’t get jealous,” she said. “I’ll bring like three out at once.” When Ellen asked why she didn’t just get the animals neutered, Paris said they had now all been “fixed”. “Well, two of them weren’t,” she later confessed.”

Wait a second. I don’t remember Paris Hilton taking one dog out in all the millions of photos I’ve seen of her whoring herself in public. Did she mean she has 17 stuffed animal dogs? Or are they imaginary because she has no real friends? Someone needs to call Animal Control before she starts eating them all because they look like hot dogs.

Here’s Paris at the Grammy, without her dogs: