I don’t know what all this buzz is around Angelina Jolie being pregnant. I mean, c’mon. Isn’t it obvious? She’s not pregnant at all. If you ask me, she’s probably hiding several alien babies from some third-world countries under that bump. It’s all a big conspiracy. She doesn’t want people to think she’s just all about purchasing children - she wants to make us believe that she can carry them all by herself. You’ll see when she pops out another kid with black curly hair and yellow eyes. Hey, I don’t wanna say I told you so!
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do we really give a rats ass if she is preggers or not ???