February 26th, 2008 at 8:56 pm

Ashlee Simpson Looks So ‘Life-like’

http://www.niquehappy.com/celebdirt/ashlee-simpson-humanless | niquehappy.com

So I was shopping at Rag Dolls For Less today and this old raggedy doll was on sale for like, $1.99 with an extra 75% off. I said to the store owner that it was too expensive, and she said she’ll throw in a red wig, an extra chin, and a bigger plastic nose all for free of charge. Wow, what a nice lady. How could I say no? Too bad when I took it home, my dog thought it was for him so he just chewed the head off. Now I have a headless doll that doesn’t look like anything. I’ll just call it Ashlee. It’s my way to remember things.

 
 






 

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