Maria Bello (Shattered) attended the 2008 Film Independent’s Spirit Awards in Santa Monica, CA dressed in all white. And the guy at the gate thought I was drunk when I told him I saw the Abominable Snowman. He didn’t believe me until they turned up the heater inside the auditorium and Maria melted into a pile […]

Any time you’re bored, just think, somebody out there isn’t wearing their panties. Then you’d think, lucky panties. I think hell will freeze over before Britney realizes panties have a purpose.
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When Terminator: The Sarah Conner Chronicles premiered, I thought Thomas Dekker, the guy who plays John Conner, was really cute. He’s young and he’s got that sex appeal that girls would kill for. Then I run across this photoshoot that makes me wonder if he’s a closeted fruit tart. Either that or the photographer must […]

I think these pictures should be plenty self-explanatory. Bebe sure knows how to pick their models. It’s like they’re thinking, “Let’s just get the oldest celebrity we know and make her young and we’ll just hide her skin rolls!”

Is Eva Longoria still hot without her makeup mask?

Yeah, I guess.
Hell NO. Don’t leave home without […]

Paris Hilton goes on The Ellen Degeneres show and says she has 17 dogs, and they all sleep with her in her bed.
Daily Mail reports:
I have 17 dogs, yes - lots,” she told the open-mouthed chat show host. “They all sleep in my bed - well, not all of them, but I let some of […]

America Ferrera seems to have lost a ton of weight. What happened? So how is she gonna play Ugly Betty if she’s all skinny and pretty? I thought the whole point of the show is to teach young girls to love themselves and not focus so much on looks? Then why all the effort to […]

Brad Pitt must be going through some sort of midlife crisis. First, he wears that stupid (probably the same) hat everywhere he goes; and now, he goes and buys a brand new motorcycle to add to his bike collection. Hmm. I mean, yeah I understand. I mean, all of a sudden, he’s “instant dad” - […]

This isn’t the first time I’ve seen Pamela Anderson without any makeup, but each time it’s like I’m seeing someone who becomes more beautiful by the minute. I don’t know how she does it, but it’s like I’m looking at Venus. Oh man, hold on, I need my medications. *2 seconds later* AHHHH! Did I […]

Here’s Jessica Simpson being stopped for autographs while at LAX. I don’t even know why people still want her crappy signature. What has she done lately beside boinking Tony Romo and causing the entire Dallas Cowboys to lose their games? The only way I’ll ever go up to her for an autograph is to have […]

Hilary Duff was spotted in Toluca Lake sporting an oversized yellow and gray striped sweater — or whatever it is the hell she’s wearing. She reminds me of Waldo, except with the wrong colors, or maybe just a potato sack. If I’m ever in a bad mood, I would come up to her and ask […]