March 15th, 2008 at 5:09 pm

Paris Hilton Needs a BFF

parishilton-bff | niquehappy.com

In the latest scheme to attention-whore herself for the bajillionth time, Paris Hilton recently announced that she’s doing a reality TV show where idiots people compete to be her BFF (Best Friend Forever.)

According to Reuters:

Hilton, 27, unveiled the series, with the working title “Paris Hilton’s My New BFF,” during a news conference at a luxury home high in the Hollywood Hills on Thursday. Production on the 10-episode series is slated to begin in Los Angeles at the end of May, with an air date scheduled for the fourth quarter of 2008. Wannabe members of Hilton’s entourage must submit their details to a web site, parisbff.com, where online voters will decide their fate. The 20 finalists will move into a house with Hilton, and will learn from the master about “normal girl stuff,” like fashion, parties and shopping.

Hey I wanna be Paris Hilton’s BFF! I’ll get to party with Aids and sit next to Genital Herpes all the time. How can I say no? Where’s the application?

Here’s Genital Herpes grocery shopping (she actually knows how?):





 

 

 
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