
Mariah Carey visited Selfridges in London to sign copies of her new single ‘Touch My Body’. There’s an expression - desperate times call for desperate measures. From the title of her album, I would assume she hasn’t been touched in years. I thought Mariah Carey was some kind of classy lady - like Queen of England classy - since she doesn’t like having people watch her pee. Now she wants people to touch her body? Make up your mind. Either way, gross. I’d rather go touch a greasy pig instead.












i would touch mariah carey
Yeah, in Photoshop.