April 8th, 2008 at 6:37 pm

Jessica Simpson Gets Desperate Via Web Cam

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Jessica Simpson hasn’t been able to keep a man these days, so once she got her claws on Tony Romo, she’s desperately trying really hard to keep him entertained.

Baltimore Sun reports:

Jessica Simpson apparently is working it to keep the magic in her relationship with Tony Romo. Star magazine reports that the singer and reality show veteran gives her Web cam a workout for the benefit of the Dallas Cowboys quarterback. When they’re apart, she will be - to quote Tina Turner - his private dancer, and she “isn’t shy about her body - or her dance moves,” Star said. “Jess has no problem showing Tony her favorite Pussycat Dolls routine. … She will dance in front of her camera until she makes her man happy. … She thinks it keeps the romance alive while they are far away from each other.”

Poor Tony Romo, having to come home after a losing game to yet another torture to finish off his day. You can do it, Tony. Just pick up your gun and shoot the camera. That might save your eyesight, manhood, and possibly the appetite for all women.

Here’s Desperato signing autographs promoting her new range of handbags at Dillards department store in Frisco, Texas. You know what they say - those who can’t do sell handbags:


 
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