Not that it’s any surprise to any one of us, but Katie Holmes has been reportedly sent to Scientology boot camp so she can learn how to behave and never desire to go to New York City to star in any broadway ever again.

Star reports:

In the new issue of Star, we report exclusively on how Katie was recently secluded for three days at Gold Base, the remote, supersecret Scientology compound in Hemet, Calif., where she was put through a demanding schedule. “It included various tests, confession sessions, tons of reading and physically challenging purification processes,” a Scientology insider reveals. “Tom insists that auditing and purification practices are incredibly beneficial to Scientologists at all levels.” Katie’s intensive Scientology training and treatments have been accelerated in recent weeks, says another source, because she wanted to go to New York City without Tom to star in a Broadway play. But Tom stepped in and put the kibosh on her plans. And now Katie’s been going in for a series of intensive auditing sessions, some which have lasted for 36 hours straight — with little sleep or food.

Wow, this is serious. Every time we hear Katie Holmes wanting to do something on her own, here comes Tom Cruise to “rectify” the problem and save the day. Well, maybe it’s in their marriage contract - the one with a picture Tom drew of a puppet locked inside a metal cage being watched by Ron Hubbard’s ghost.