Madonna gave a concert in Paris last night and apparently, she’s running out of new tricks so she resorted to kissing girls on stage - again. The message is loud and clear: passing cooties is way cool. And somewhere over the rainbow, Britney Spears is crying to Colonel KFC: “I thought I was the only one for her, Colonel. How could she do this to me?! She said I was the only girl she’s ever kissed! She said she loved me! Oh how can I face the world again? Give me those drumsticks!”