May 14th, 2008 at 7:39 pm

Angelina Jolie Has Twins, Dominates World

angelina-jolie-brad-pitt-family | niquehappy.com

Angelina Jolie has finally confirmed that she is carrying twins.

US Magazine says:

Her Kung Fu Panda co-star Jack Black let the news slip during an interview about the movie that took place this afternoon at the Cannes Film Festival in France. “You’re gonna have as many as Brady Bunch when you have these,” Black said. “So is that confirmed? Is it two?” Morales asked. Jolie confirmed and Black joked, “I’m glad I didn’t blow it!” “We’re out [with the news],” Jolie said. “We’re fine.” “I’m very happy,” Jolie said. “Unlike most women, I love being pregnant… You just feel like everything about your body is there for your baby.”

Hitler, Obama, step aside, because there’s a new world dominator much better than you - and she’s doing it one baby at a time. Hell, two babies at a time. And she’s making double the money in the process. Did ya hear? She loves being pregnant, so this is definitely not the end of it. You better be prepared. The Jolie-Pitt world will be quite large. Like her lips.

Here’s the world dominators taking their mini dominators Maddox and Pax for a boat trip in Saint Jean Cap Ferrat, France:






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    …”Unlike most women, I enjoy being pregnant…” WTF? Excuse me?? Who the hell made you the authority on what MOST women enjoy, especially about pregnancy?? If I was pregnant, I’d enjoy every second of it, from the pissing accidently when I sneeze, to the sore feet and morning sickness! Take it back, Angelina Jolie!

    Chandi on May 16th, 2008
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    Surely there’s more interesting celebs out there to follow than this whore and her kids who are either part blowfish or rockin’ a pricetag. So she’s pregnant. So are loads of women. Why is she special? If she wasn’t pregnant she’d be off at the orphanage bargain- bin, looking for a child only partly damaged, because it’ll be a hell of a lot more so living with that freak.

    Kara on May 16th, 2008
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    How full of herself is she? I love being pregnant too, oh what Angelina, are we the only two who feel that way in the world? Get over yourself.

    Pam on May 16th, 2008
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    i agree with Chandi. She is so full of herself. She thinks she represents all women just because she’s all “motherly” in the public eye and she can just speak for the rest of us?? Women don’t hate being pregnant, whore! YOU love being pregnant so that you can make money selling your baby photos to magazines. Bitch.

    lindsay on May 18th, 2008

 

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