May 16th, 2008 at 5:12 pm

Paris Hilton Wants to Marry Her Douche

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Rumor has it that Paris Hilton wants to marry her douche boyfriend, Benji Madden. After a few months, they are just so in love; although, it’s hard to believe Paris would love anyone or anything more than herself. I mean, her shirt pretty much proves my point. The only way this douche will have her love him back is if he goes through a sex change operation to look exactly like Paris. So it’s like Paris is marrying Paris - Paris with a wiener.





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