*Warning: Might hurt eyes. In the event of an eyesore, rinse thoroughly with acid.*

Britney Spears was vacationing (isn’t everyday her vacation?) in Costa Rica this weekend. Ten years ago, you would’ve jumped up and down for joy seeing Brit looking hot in a bikini. Now all you can see is…this thing. I don’t know what Costa Rica laws are, but I’m pretty certain it’s not safe letting hippos out of the water anywhere, let alone operate a vehicle carrying humans.