May 19th, 2008 at 10:44 pm

Sarah Jessica Parker Needs You to Buy Her Perfume

sarah-jessica-parker-perfume | niquehappy.com

Sarah Jessica Parker presented her perfume at a Sephora shop on the Champs Elysees in Paris today. So tell me, does her new perfume smell like sex, or does it smell like the city? Or does it stink like old people who haven’t showered for days? Or people who look like this? It’s interesting she’s trying to sell her perfume the same time her Sex and the City movie is coming out. How convenient. I suppose this is her fall back plan, because just the idea of watching grandmas having sex is scarier than grandmas having sex itself. *shivers*

Here’s much more Sarah whoring herself to make a dollar:




 

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