Kate Beckinsale was recently considered an HD hottie. I’m assuming they mean she looks really, really good in high-definition TV. You’ll be able to see all her sexy pores and every defining line on her face. Not sure if that’s a good thing or not. If she were Teri Hatcher, that would definitely not be […]

Yes, I know Angelina Jolie is considered the world’s most beautiful woman and everything. I suppose she doesn’t look horribly hideous without makeup but here it is anyway. I don’t know if it’s the traveling and the baby-popping thing that she does, but she sure as hell looks a lot older than Jennifer Aniston for […]

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Somebody please tell Sharon Stone that it’s against the law to assault the human eye in the middle of the day in Cannes. The only place where she’s allowed to take off her top is Dinotopia for the sole purpose of scaring off the dinosaurs and their babies from coming close.

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For those of you who thought I was only kidding when I implied Lindsay Lohan is a lesbian, these pictures should put a rest to all your doubts. Though gay and lesbian relationships are no longer uncommon these days (I’m sure God is crying, but whatever…), but to make out with this thing? Wouldn’t you […]

Lindsay Lohan and her lesbian girlfriend, DJ Samantha Ronson, were spotted shopping in Beverly Hills. Judging from these pictures, maybe the term “girlfriend” is probably not as accurate as stalker-molester. Hey maybe that’s the type Lindsay likes. I hear she likes weird stuff — stuff involving white powder, staircases, and cow bells.

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Lisa Simpson has divorced her husband of 6 years, Daniel Erickson. OK, maybe not Lisa - unless it’s legal in Springfield for 2-year-olds to get married - but the voice behind my favorite vegetarian genius, Yeardley Smith. TMZ reports that Yeardley has filed for divorce citing irreconcilable differences. It’s sad news. Maybe he didn’t like […]

The OC’s Rachel Bilson was spotted taking some sweet time shopping in Pasadena, CA with her mom, or at least I think that’s her mom, and not, you know, Aslan. Actually, she kinda scares me a little. She looks like she’s about to devour the cameras.

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Harrison Ford put down his whip and swung by MTV’s TRL with his co-star, Shia LaBeouf, aka. Egghead, to promote Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. I don’t know about you, but I think Harrison looks pretty damn good for 66, or at least good enough for his 44-year-old girlfriend, Calista Flockhart. […]

Cate Blanchett showed up to the Indiana Jones premiere in Sydney looking pretty classy - thanks to her shiny drapes that looked like they’ve been washed in poop. Hey look on the bright side, if you can’t see her from afar, at least you can smell her coming.

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