Ashlee Simpson’s pregnant belly, her “giant but possibly chopped down chin”, and hippie hair were all taken out for a walk in Beverly Hills today. Her dad, Papa Joe, sure taught her well. “You have to marry young and you have to be pregnant before the wedding so that you can have the baby as soon as possible, cuz we need to sell them baby pictures and make millions out of y’all both. Can’t really count on your sister now, can we? She can’t even keep one man. Dammit, Jess, get your head out of that mayonnaise bucket now!”
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