Star Magazine is reporting that Sarah Jessica Parker’s husband, Matthew Broderick, is cheating on her with some redhead.

Sarah Jessica Parker’s husband has been sneaking off for hot trysts with a stunning redhead half his age, sources tell Star in a blockbuster exclusive. The beloved actress was frantically searching for hubby Matthew Broderick one night earlier this year, he was having sex in the city with a gorgeous redhead half his age, the young woman told a friend. After meeting in a bar, Matthew began text messaging the 25-year-old youth counselor, says the woman’s pal. Soon after, the insider claims, they began seeing each other and things got passionate quickly when they met at the Manhattan townhouse of a showbiz friend. Sources say the woman felt conflicted with her relationship with Matthew, whom she nicknamed “Matty Cakes.” She tried to end it, say insiders, but that didn’t happen and over the next month — when Sarah Jessica was filming Sex and the City: The Movie in Los Angeles — multiple eyewitnesses say they saw Matthew make late-night visits to the other woman’s apartment building. During one tryst, they arrived at her friend’s apartment after a night of heavy drinking, says a source. She dragged Matthew into the friend’s bedroom, then shut the door. “A half hour later, Matthew opened the bedroom door, mumbled ‘Well… ‘bye!’ and walked out. The friend found her passed out on the bed in her panties.”

I am really saddened by this news. No really I am. I mean, there isn’t a better non-good-looking couple more suited for each other than Sarah and Matthew. They deserve to be together forever so when they mate, they can just keep it within their own clan and not spread their unpretty genes around. Oh and yeah, I do feel bad for Sarah. Maybe this will inspire her for a Sex and the City sequel where Carrie writes another book that explains what happens after she’s found love: The men become dogs and cheat.