I think I know why Gisele Bundchen is popular and makes a lot of money just prancing around on stage. It’s her neck. Her giant, long, and giraffe-y neck. I wonder if she stretched a little further that she could see heaven? Or dip her head into them fluffy clouds and eat them. They’re probably non-fat, too. Oh, it also helps to highlight herself by hanging out with less good-looking people in public. She’s got the whole system figured out.
Here’s Gisele out shopping with the less fortunate to rebuild her self-esteem ever since dumped by Victoria’s Secret:
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