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Jessica Biel Tired and Disheveled

March 31st, 2009 at 11:18 pm » Comments (0)

Jessica Biel was spotted shopping in Beverly Hills yesterday. She looked tired and disheveled, not to mention, Justin-less, colorless, and makeup-less. My god, who let her out of the morge? No wait, even corpses look more alive than this. Her hair makes me itch and wanna just yank it off her head so I can […]



Paris Hilton Whores For Sunglasses

March 31st, 2009 at 10:55 pm » Comments (0)

For a short while, I thought maybe Paris Hilton had been swallowed by a tsunami. But here she is, resurfacing and launching a new line of sunglasses collection in New York. Funny thing is, I don’t see any sunglasses; all I see is a whole lot of posing and whoring, and a cheap looking wig […]



Kristen Stewart is Cheating

March 31st, 2009 at 10:33 pm » Comments (2)

Kristen Stewart ditched her sexy vampire boyfriend Edward Cullen to take a stroll around Vancouver, Canada with her other, less blood-thirsty boyfriend, actor Michael Angarano. I didn’t recognize him at first, but this guy was in Forbidden Kingdom playing a “wussy boy turned hero” boy with Jackie Chan. He also played the “test tube baby” […]



Megan Fox Without Makeup

March 30th, 2009 at 10:56 pm » Comments (13)

Megan Fox is probably the most overrated chick in Hollywood. She’s not that great of an actor, you know, the main job that pays her? But we all know there’s no need for talent these days. Just slap on a lot of makeup and Photoshop and you’re the hottest thing in the market. She’s always […]



Jennifer Lopez Busted at LAX

March 30th, 2009 at 10:22 pm » Comments (0)

Jennifer Lopez was spotted at LAX looking like she just stepped out of an oven. She looked like she had a wig on and wore a jacket with non-detachable furry pouches; you know, just in case her asses fall out she has some place to toss them in. “Jenny from the block” is all about […]



Paul Walker Still Fast, Still Furious

March 29th, 2009 at 10:28 pm » Comments (0)

Didn’t think they’d do it, but they’ve done it; they made yet another Fast & Furious, after so many years of being a thing of the past. Well, you know, they gotta revive and recharge these actors somehow, since it seems most of them haven’t done anything big and worthy since the F&F series. Now […]



No More ER

March 29th, 2009 at 9:27 pm » Comments (0)

It’s quite sad to see ER coming to an end after 15 seasons. Even John Stamos and his Uncle Jesse hair couldn’t save the hospital from closing its emergency doors for good. The cast of ER put up a finale party yesterday for all the cast and production crew.
Enjoy pictures of the show’s cuties, including […]



Reese Witherspoon Battles Monsters and Aliens

March 29th, 2009 at 8:52 pm » Comments (0)

Here is Reese Witherspoon at the Monsters vs Aliens premiere in Hollywood. She does the voice for Susan Murphy, who’s also known as Ginormica because she’s gi-normous. Ha ha get it? Good one, Dreamworks. Anyway, I definitely have to see this movie because of the big celebrity-studded cast, including Hugh Laurie (Dr. Cockroach PhD - […]



Lindsay Lohan Crashes Birthday Party

March 29th, 2009 at 6:40 pm » Comments (0)

Lindsay Lohan has a gift of whoring up places everywhere she goes. Here she is, crashing Queen Latifah’s birthday party yesterday with some random guy she probably picked up by the curb. Leave it to “former child star turned trailer trash” Lindsay to dirty up an otherwise classy event. Someone like Lindsay can just show […]



Teri Hatcher Has A Heart Of Gold

March 29th, 2009 at 6:05 pm » Comments (0)

Teri Hatcher attended the “A Stellar Night Gala” where she was honored the 2009 Heart of Gold Award by the Starlight organization. It’s a good thing she does good for the children; otherwise, all your attention will be on the fact that she is miserably failing at her battle against time. Though I like her […]




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