I’ll give you a shiny nickel and 5 seconds if you can guess what this is. No it’s not some kind of artsy tartsy piece of modern art on display at a fancy modern arts museum. It’s not a concept roller coaster for skinny people. It’s not a water slide for midgets. It’s not a revolutionary architectural concept for landmark purposes. Give up? It’s a goddamn shoe. Yes, it’s a shoe, says Gizmodo:

And a high heel shoe at that. Designed by London architect Julian Hakes, the Mojito shoe is made of carbon fiber—to give it strength and spring—and laminated with rubber on the bottom and leather—from furniture manufacturers in High Wycombe, England—on top.

Hmm it looks very comfortable. I’ll definitely love the feeling of my feet scraping the grounds I walk on. Great concept London guy. Just don’t gift it to your girlfriend; it’s pointy enough she might shove it up your you-know-what.