Geri Halliwell, one of them old spice girls or grandmas, showed up at the Breast Cancer Fashion show in London. She didn’t come alone. She came with a couple of her other two old twins. OK, I know you’re trying to empower women who have breast cancer and all, but unless this much cleavage will somehow cure breast cancer itself, maybe you should consider tucking them away before you cause visual damage to the healthy.

Here’s more cleavage that will cure cancer: