We’ve got some photos for you to fill the void. Over the years I have increasingly lost interest in these award shows. They’re all the same, just in different clothes. But seriously. Do we really care who wins what? Does it do us any good? Does it really do anybody any good other then the stars themselves? Anyway, here are some of the stars who stepped on the red carpet to show off their goods.

Of course, Lady Gaga had to show up in the most outrageous outfit. Dress made with wires? I really wonder if she has a real face underneath all that makeup. Perhaps it covers up her real poker face.

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The Big Bang Theory’s Kelly Cuoco (Penny) followed J-Ho’s footsteps and wore a super low-cut dress that would surely attract all the geeks in the world. She still looks better than J-Ho anyday.

Not digging Nicole Kidman’s hairstyle. It makes her look ten years older and the dress makes her look ten pounds heavier. Nothing special here.

Kristen Bell’s dress looks like a giant tube sock. She and her When In Rome co-star Josh Duhamel presented together. Sorry Kristen, don’t think you’ll be winning anything anytime soon for that movie.

Miley Cyrus showed up looking like a cougar-ish eighty-year-old woman trying to look like an eighteen-year-old. From the hair, the makeup, the dress. Is she forgetting what it’s like being a teenager?

Geez, could Adam Lambert put on any more makeup and fake eyelashes? I’d like to see him become the new face of male makeup one day.

My god, Britney. Couldn’t you have at least put on a dress? You’re going to the Grammys not an amateur S&M session with the jungle apes.

Who the hell is this? Oh, that’s right. American Idol reject Kimberly Caldwell, from like, a million seasons ago, trying hard to stay relevant and put on a star look. Sorry Kim, you’re still a “loser” - literally.

What the Fergie? Did she pound on some weight? Or maybe preggers (and doom mankind)?