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A Shot at Tila Tequila’s Fakeness

November 30th, 2007 at 11:12 am » Comments (0)

You’ve probably heard about this dumb show: A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila. Basically, this Vietnamese MySpace whore who claims to have over a million “friends” on her buddy list somehow managed to have this “Bachelorette” wannabe show where she searches for a boyfriend or girlfriend (straight or bi.) But according to PageSix, it’s […]



Pen Cell Phone? Now I’m Confused

November 10th, 2007 at 10:52 pm » Comments (0)

I’m sure some of you have probably wished you could turn one of your pens into a cell phone. Well, wish no more my fellow geeks. This will be one of the sexiest pen cell phones you will have ever bought once it hits the market. But my concern is - will it actually write? […]



Conan O’Brien Stalked by Catholic Priest

November 8th, 2007 at 1:08 pm » Comments (1)

Funny man, Conan O’Brien, has been stalked by a Catholic priest for more than 14 months, CBSNews reports.
“I want a public confession before I ever consider giving you absolution - or a spot on your couch,” wrote the Rev. David Ajemian, who signed the notes “Padre,” said Barbara Thompson, a spokeswoman for the Manhattan district […]



Stop the Presses! Britney Wears No Undie!

October 11th, 2007 at 7:34 pm » Comments (4)

I’m sure this is not shocking to anyone, but Britney is still out and about around town wearing no undie. There’s nothing I can say that I haven’t already. So… enjoy?

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Dita Von Teese Uses Birth Control

September 29th, 2007 at 10:50 am » Comments (0)

You know, I used to respect PETA for all the good things they do for the animals, but they can do well without using celebrities posing nude or, in Dita Von Teese’s case, posing in lingerie in a classroom setting looking like she’s about to give her teacher a lesson in S&M.
It’s time to bone […]



Oscar de la Hoya is Not Gay at All

September 20th, 2007 at 2:49 pm » Comments (3)

These ultra sexy and very manly pics of Oscar de la Hoya just surfaced today, and I’ve been hesitant about posting them because you know, this blog cannot handle such manliness. NOT. I wasn’t sure if I could risk offending our readers. But look on the bright side, it’s pretty hilarious! Gay boxer wearing nets, […]



Typing Speed Light, USB

August 16th, 2007 at 4:26 pm » Comments (0)

Because I’m never sure how fast I really type and I feel that my typing test software is always lying to me when it says “92wpm” on my test results, I’m going to get this typing speed light to find out, like, for sure, how fast I really type.
Connected to your computer or notebook through […]



Schoolgirl Loses Case Over “Virginity Ring”

July 18th, 2007 at 7:55 am » Comments (4)

Reuters reports that a teenage girl lost her court battle in a case against her school for banning her from wearing what she calls a “purity ring”, a symbol expressing her commitment to virginity. The school allows other groups to wear items integral for their religious beliefs, but it said the purity ring was not an integral […]



Hey Baby, What’s Your Name?

June 26th, 2007 at 7:50 am » Comments (2)

The first thing this newborn baby girl is going to have to learn is … yes, her very own name!
The little girl’s mother Maria, in keeping with her boxing-mad family’s bizarre tradition, decided to give her 25 middle names - all culled from the greatest exponents inside the ring. Her full name, which left register […]



Xiang Xiang Panda Dies

May 31st, 2007 at 8:19 am » Comments (1)

This is just so sad that I had to post it.
According to MSNBC, our beloved Xiang Xiang Panda has past away. And it wasn’t because she was too old or anything.
The body of Xiang Xiang was found Feb. 19 in the forests of Sichuan province in China’s southwest, Xinhua said. He survived less than a […]



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