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Sharon Stone Deserves Some Karma of Her Own

May 28th, 2008 at 10:52 am » Comments (0)

As we all know, the death toll in the China earth quake is nearing 80,000. All our hearts sink at the news, but not Sharon Stone’s. She thinks they totally deserve it.
Fox News reports:
“I’m not happy about the way that the Chinese are treating the Tibetans because I don’t think anyone should be unkind to […]



K-Fed Most Influential Man Under 45

November 27th, 2007 at 11:52 am » Comments (0)

Kevin Federline, one of the most influential men under 45. Wow, you never thought you’d ever see all those words on the same line. Thanks to Details magazine for putting out this so-called “power and influence” issue with his douchebag face on the cover.
According to MSNBC:
Federline, 29, is listed in the No. 7 slot as […]



Stop the Presses! Britney Wears No Undie!

October 11th, 2007 at 7:34 pm » Comments (4)

I’m sure this is not shocking to anyone, but Britney is still out and about around town wearing no undie. There’s nothing I can say that I haven’t already. So… enjoy?

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Faith Hill is a Mean B****h

July 30th, 2007 at 12:49 pm » Comments (0)

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So as it turns out, Faith Hill is not as nice and angelic as she always (tries) appears to be. She was recently seen scolding some fans for grabbing her husband, Tim McGraw’s “goodies” during their duo performance.
Somebody needs to teach you some class, my friend. You don’t go grabbin’ somebody else’s — […]



Kelly Clarkson Gets Cocky, Can’t Sell

July 12th, 2007 at 10:56 am » Comments (2)

The ongoing feud between Kelly Clarkson and her boss, Clive Davis, is further fueled by Kelly’s recent outbursts. She told Clive straight to his face:
I don’t know you very well, and I am not a bull-[bleep]er. I get [that] you don’t like the album. You’re 80; you’re not supposed to like my album.
Whoa whoa whoa. […]



Vivica Fox Gets Racial, John Stamos Gets Drunk

June 28th, 2007 at 8:45 am » Comments (4)

There are some news items this week that deserve our BOOOOOs.
Vivica Fox played the racial card when she was pulled over for a DUI by two police officers, one white and the other Hispanic.
According to the police report: “Fox began to walk away, yelling at my partner, ‘Brother help a sister — are you going […]



Paris Hilton is Free, Mankind Doomed

June 26th, 2007 at 7:20 am » Comments (6)

After just 23 days in jail (damn, already!?!) Paris Hilton was finally released after midnight Tuesday. This is like releasing a crazy boar back into the wild, chasing and scaring all the innocent monkeys because it hasn’t had real meat in a long time.

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Paris Hilton Offered $1 Mil to Teach

June 25th, 2007 at 4:53 pm » Comments (4)

According to TMZ, Paris Hilton has been offered big bucks to speak at the The Learning Annex Real Estate and Wealth Expos in Seattle, Chicago, New York and Boston. The soon-to-be-free heiress has been offered one million buckaroos to teach a one-hour class on “How to Build Your Brand.” This will place her second to […]



Kristin Cavallari Dating Nick Zano!?

June 23rd, 2007 at 11:06 am » Comments (5)

I can’t believe Krisin Cavallari is dating Nick Zano! Here they are, spotted at an airport apparently going on vacation together or something. Man. I don’t know who this chick is and why she’s famous, but she certainly gets around. I’ve always loved Nick Zano because he was on my hotties list. But his hotness […]



Paris Hilton: Nervous Breakdown

June 7th, 2007 at 10:19 am » Comments (2)

TMZ reports that this so-called “medical conditions” reason for Paris Hilton being released from jail was purely “psychological” and not physical. Aparently, her psychiatrist said she was having a nervous breakdown and that was why they let her go. This was the same guy that recently said she was not mentally capable to testify in […]



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