Pierce Brosnan redeems himself from being called Gutman by cleaning up nicely for the premiere of his new musical movie, Mama Mia! starring alongside the legendary Meryl Streep. If you look closely at the larger versions of his pictures, you can se the brown spots on his forehead, which reminds me of Mr. Burns on […]

Here is Selma Blair at the Hellboy II: The Golden Army press conference in Mexico City. If you ask me, she’s looking a little golden herself. The movie should be called The Golden Army and Brown Honey. I don’t even know why they made Hellboy 2 - the first one couldn’t even keep me awake […]

Eva Mendes spent a romantic day strolling around Paris with Frodo, I mean, her boyfriend - who looks like Frodo. What is up with these good-looking celebrity females dating dudes that are far less good-looking than they are? Must be their shining personality. Not that I’m saying Eva Mendes is hot or anything. I mean, […]

Penn Badgley was spotted chilling out on the set of Gossip Girl in New York City. I hope he plans on washing that hair soon and changing that shirt. And those jeans are a little tight, aren’t they? Maybe he wants the cameras to catch his good side - like his cute little butt, perhaps?
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Here is the “ever so gangsta-lookin” Johnny Depp on the set of a new movie called Public Enemies to be released in 2009. Looks like he’s missing a tooth. How cool! That ought to scare people. According to IMDB: “The Feds try to take down notorious American gangsters John Dillinger, Baby Face Nelson and Pretty […]

Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony were spotted shopping in Milan today. This is one of those odd and unlikely couples that makes you wanna scratch your head and go … HOW? WHY? I mean, J-Lo can probably use Marc Anthony as floss, or a walking stick, or to do a high jump with like you […]

And you thought Faith Hill was one of the hottest women alive? Well, guess what, all those days worrying about younger girls touching her husband, Tim McGraw, while he’s performing and beating them up every time it happens has turned Faith Hill into Frumpy. She’s lucky she’s wearing those giant glasses covering up her eye […]

You almost never see Christina Aguilera walk around without having her face all decked out like a combination of a clown and a clown wearing extra face paint. Actually, a very bronze clown, looking at these pictures. I remember in fifth grade I had to make a George Washington face using brown clay, cardboard, cotton, […]

Ashlee Simpson’s pregnant belly, her “giant but possibly chopped down chin”, and hippie hair were all taken out for a walk in Beverly Hills today. Her dad, Papa Joe, sure taught her well. “You have to marry young and you have to be pregnant before the wedding so that you can have the baby as […]

Lindsay Lohan somehow manages to crawl onto the cover of the July issue of Arena magazine. Where’s that baby bump? You know how you often wonder it’s ever possible to turn garbage into something you can actually look at without having to puke? Well, they did that with Lindsay.

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