Ashley Tisdale was spotted on the beach celebrating July 4th holiday with her boytoy. Whoa, look at those gigantic fangs just waiting to stab somebody on their neck. Notice she’s wearing a ring on her wedding ring finger. Looks like she’s about to suck someone’s blood in order to initiate them into her vampire ring. […]

Damn, what the hell happened to Courteney Cox’s face? It’s like it shrunk from an oval shape to a straight pointy V-shape, even worse than Jay Leno’s. Wow, look at the differences between these two photos. Magazine cover: Her face got airbrushed into an oval shape and her chin got chopped. In real life: not […]

Despite her constant denial that her lips are real, Lisa Rinna still cannot deny the fact that her face looks like that of a giant blowfish. I’d rather see her without makeup. Lipstick on those things will only make them more visible and become a satefy hazard for your vision.

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When you see those stick-thin chicks on the runway, you think Wow, wish I were her - she’s got that rare, unique look that normal girls don’t have. Well, sorry to be the one to break it to you, there’s only one thing that stands between you and those chicks on the runway - makeup […]

Miranda Kerr is supposed to be this young and fresh up-and-coming Victoria’s Secret model chick that’s probably kicking Gisele’s ass. (And somehow Orlando Bloom got her.) Well sure, she looks all drop-dead gorgeous in these catalog and promotional photos and all, but have you seen her out of the catalog? Well, now you have.
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Dancing With the Stars‘ Cheryl Burke looks a little butchy when au naturel. Not that I don’t like her or anything, but she looks like a boy undergoing some sort of transformation into a man. It’s a good thing she has those graceful dance floor moves or you can never tell which one she is. […]

I’m not a fan of Katherine Heigl. To say that I dislike her is kinda like saying I dislike chocolate. And everyone knows I dislike chocolate. In fact, I let it melt over the oven and then feed it to the neighbor’s dog. Then I kick the neighbor’s dog. Then the dog poops it all […]

Drew Barrymore looks flawless on the the Cover Girl makeup ad. This is what little girls see when they’re running up and down the makeup aisle thinking Drew is the most beautiful girl they’ve ever seen. Then they ask their mommy to buy them whatever makeup Drew’s wearing in the ad, then their mommy will […]

Natalie Portman took her dog out for a walk at LAX with her boyfriend. Could someone tell me which one is the dog? No offense (to the dog, that is.) I’ve never seen this guy before. Where did she find him? He sure looks like a keeper. Garbage keeper, that is.

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Shannon Elizabeth was spotted shopping at a camera store on Fairfax Ave in Los Angeles, CA. Wow, she looks like a ghost without makeup. A ghost scared even of her own reflection, if she’s even got any.

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