September 30th, 2007 at 12:40 pm » Comments (2)

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This is by far the best video ever. Paris Hilton made an appearance on the David Letterman show couple days ago to promote her new fragrance Can Can and talk about Repo! The Genetic Opera, but she was grilled up the ass about her prison experience, instead. Letterman and the audience were laughing having […]

September 18th, 2007 at 10:18 am » Comments (2)

If you’ve watched the EMMYs, you’ll remember Katherine Heigl bitching about how her last name was mispronounced by the female announcer’s voice. The announcer said “HeiJO” so she goes “It’s HeiGO, but it’s alright, it’s a hard name.” Here’s the video:
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OK you know, she bitches once, and you’d think that was enough. But NOO, she […]

September 8th, 2007 at 10:10 am » Comments (2)

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Here is Kelly Clarkson kicking off NFL with another one of her many, many man-hating songs. Last time I’ve checked, NFL is filled with toned and fit athletes, and Kelly Clarkson fits in how? And worse, she sings about how some dude will be sorry for dumping her ass. Geez. (Can you blame him? If […]

August 25th, 2007 at 2:30 pm » Comments (3)

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In case you didn’t watch Miss Teen USA Pageant (why would you?), here is Miss South Carolina’s most genius answer ever in the final round.
The question:
Recent polls have shown a fifth of Americans can’t locate the U.S. on a world map. Why do you think this is?”
The super genius answered:
I personally believe that U.S. Americans […]

August 22nd, 2007 at 10:31 am » Comments (4)

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Here is another evidence I’d like to present to The Court of Why Beyonce Sucks to rest my case on why Beyonce should just retire and feed zoo monkeys in her spare time. This is her recent concert where her dress flew up to her face, flashing everyone. Then she had to continue dancing around […]

August 16th, 2007 at 8:24 am » Comments (2)

Gay Aiken tried to prove he isn’t gay by acting even gayer in a recent concert, singing and dancing to Like a Virgin. All I can say is, the look on that girl’s face (above pic) should say it all.
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Dress for the concert: $50. Ticket for the concert: $0. Singing on stage with Clay Aiken: […]

August 13th, 2007 at 9:31 am » Comments (0)

I guess you can say they had it coming to them, that the paps deserve it when stars go ballistic and beat them up for following them everywhere with flashes in their face. Here's a great shot of Everybody Loves Raymond's Brad Garrett punching a pap, who turned out to be a TMZ camerman. Apparently, Brad punched the wrong guy. Ha! But look at where Brad was coming out of - Nobu, of all places. There's a ton of sushi places in Hollywood - and he had to go to the one sushi spot where EVERY celebrity goes. So he's asking for it the same way. And we bloggers are in the middle enjoying it all.

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July 30th, 2007 at 12:49 pm » Comments (0)

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So as it turns out, Faith Hill is not as nice and angelic as she always (tries) appears to be. She was recently seen scolding some fans for grabbing her husband, Tim McGraw’s “goodies” during their duo performance.
Somebody needs to teach you some class, my friend. You don’t go grabbin’ somebody else’s — […]

July 25th, 2007 at 12:58 pm » Comments (0)

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Here is Homer Simpson and his little funny-but-nobody’s-laughing monologue on the Jay Leno show. It would’ve been nice if he did the whole show, interviewing everyone that comes on. Then he can pull out an AK47 and wipes the whole place clean. Then he’d go pee in the woman’s bathroom.

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July 25th, 2007 at 9:52 am » Comments (2)

Wait, I mean the complete opposite, and this video proves it:
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Not that we like to laugh in others’ misery or anything, but it is pretty hilarious to see Beyonce banging her wigged out head around like she’s having a seizure - so bad that she falls flat on her plastic face. But this should […]