Here are two of the sexiest men in Hollywood (well, at least to me) at the Directors Guild of America Awards a few days ago - Kiefer Sutherland, aka Jack Bauer of 24, and Sam Worthington, aka Jake Sully from Avatar. Kiefer always cleans up nice, especially after he’s worn a dress on David Letterman. And Sam looks so much better out of his Avatar body. Too bad we won’t ever see him wear a thong anymore.

Here are larger hi-res versions - enjoy!:

Anne Hathaway was spotted out and about in Los Angeles yesterday, wearing biggo glasses to cover up her no-makeup face. But this one isn’t as bad as this. Yeah, makeup sure is her friend.

Victoria Beckham was guest judge on American Idol tonight, in case you’ve missed it. I’m not a big fan of her but I have to admit it’s very refreshing to see her actually smile and talk as if she’s a real nice person in real life. And that her face is actually capable of displaying human emotion, unlike her usual stone-cold look. I don’t know what’s gotten into AI but they were letting a lot of people through in Denver, even the suckiest singing contestants imo. And Victoria had nothing but nice things to say; her comments focused on the contestants’ looks and outfits. Right, because that’s what AI is all about. If you’re pretty and wear nice clothes, you’re through!

Here’s Victoria and her boys at the beach in LA:

OK, so I know Pink kinda had a cool performance at the Grammys last night and everything - very Cirque du Soleil-like, so maybe I should give her a break. But I just couldn’t pass up the chance of posting this picture of her without makeup and retouching. Not very ‘pink’ now, is she? Pale’s more fitting.

To continue from the first Grammy post, here’s some more red carpet gooness.

Ciara probably looks the most normal, except from the neck down. She looks like she’s headed for a Matrix convention and then perhaps she can compare outfits with Trinity.

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Why does Pink look like the Virgin Mary? Her performance wasn’t very…virginated…

Wow, Nicole Richie - alive! Though barely, after having a buncha kids with this douche-y bag.

Poor Taylor Swift, way too many awards to carry them all. Life is tough for this country pop tart.

Tia Carrere was also at the awards show; she sure has aged, but looks very happy for a person who didn’t win anything.

Keith Urban looks clean, shaven, and happy as he takes home the gold. Now he can go celebrate and drink.

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We’ve got some photos for you to fill the void. Over the years I have increasingly lost interest in these award shows. They’re all the same, just in different clothes. But seriously. Do we really care who wins what? Does it do us any good? Does it really do anybody any good other then the stars themselves? Anyway, here are some of the stars who stepped on the red carpet to show off their goods.

Of course, Lady Gaga had to show up in the most outrageous outfit. Dress made with wires? I really wonder if she has a real face underneath all that makeup. Perhaps it covers up her real poker face.

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The Big Bang Theory’s Kelly Cuoco (Penny) followed J-Ho’s footsteps and wore a super low-cut dress that would surely attract all the geeks in the world. She still looks better than J-Ho anyday.

Not digging Nicole Kidman’s hairstyle. It makes her look ten years older and the dress makes her look ten pounds heavier. Nothing special here.

Kristen Bell’s dress looks like a giant tube sock. She and her When In Rome co-star Josh Duhamel presented together. Sorry Kristen, don’t think you’ll be winning anything anytime soon for that movie.

Miley Cyrus showed up looking like a cougar-ish eighty-year-old woman trying to look like an eighteen-year-old. From the hair, the makeup, the dress. Is she forgetting what it’s like being a teenager?

Geez, could Adam Lambert put on any more makeup and fake eyelashes? I’d like to see him become the new face of male makeup one day.

My god, Britney. Couldn’t you have at least put on a dress? You’re going to the Grammys not an amateur S&M session with the jungle apes.

Who the hell is this? Oh, that’s right. American Idol reject Kimberly Caldwell, from like, a million seasons ago, trying hard to stay relevant and put on a star look. Sorry Kim, you’re still a “loser” - literally.

What the Fergie? Did she pound on some weight? Or maybe preggers (and doom mankind)?

The life of Jessica Simpson keeps getting more interesting than ever. Every time I read something about her in the news, she intrigues me more and more. Especially when it involves her doing a certain…bowel activity.

According to US Weekly:

A source tells Us Weekly that Jessica Simpson had a, ahem, windy moment during a business meeting for her denim line in late January. “While one of the executives was speaking in a room full of five people, Jessica let out a very loud fart,” says the insider. “Her mother [Tina Simpson] was there, and it prompted her to turn around and yell, ‘Jessica!’ The tension was extreme. No one knew what to say.”

Lay off on them burritos and maybe guys will stop dumping her.

Here’s Jessica in Brazil (possibly downing burritos):

Anne Hathaway was honored as Harvard University’s Hasty Pudding Theatricals Woman of the Year in Cambridge. What the hell? What kind of award is this? All I’m seeing is Anne kissing a jar possibly full of pudding and then eating it hastily.

Here’s more Anne acting like she just won a Golden Globe:

Celebrities are all about doing good these days. Here is House’s Olivia Wilde showing up to “An Unforgettable Evening Benefiting EIF’s Women’s Cancer Research Fund in Beverly Hills yesterday. I really wonder if all this money they raise is really going to research funds or if these are just to make celebrities look good in front of the media.

Anyway, here’s super skinny Olivia:

The Hope For Haiti Now: A Global Benefit For Earthquake Relief Telethon brought together numerous celebrities who donated their time and effort to try and raise funds to help earthquake victims in Haiti. I’m surprised at some of these stars who actually came out. Like Colin Farrell and Jared Leto. Hmm. Thought they’d be too cool to do this kinda thing. This thing was put together by George Clooney. It seemed the entire Hollywood community had come out and shown their support just by sitting by the phone taking donations. This was one crazy event. Beside award shows, I don’t think I’ve seen another event that has so many famous places under one roof. I couldn’t even start to name all of them so I’m going to try to post photos all for you to enjoy!

And here they are!