Miley Cyrus was spotted riding a bike with her hotass boytoy and The Last Song co-star, Liam Hensworth. Isn’t it nice to be a movie star? You never need to go out and find a boyfriend. Hot guys just come to you and star in the same movie you’re in, and you can just start dating them if you feel like it. Just one of the great perks!

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Heidi Montag is apparently still unhappy with the results of her recent 10-procedure plastic surgery job which includes face, boobs, stomach, eye balls, nostrils, or some ridiculous parts like that. Now she wants bigger boobs because obviously a triple D is just nowhere near “tipping over on your face” size. She practically wants to be able to walk on her nose. Maybe that’s when it’s satisfactory for this plastic surgery obsessed attention whore. But hey guess what Heidi, even your doctor says ‘I’m done with you!’

Courteney Cox attended the “Cougar Town” PaleyFest panel discussion in Beverly Hills earlier today. That’s a nice dress and all, but it doesn’t quite capture her cougarness. A cougar skin dress along with a cougar print shawl  would’ve fit better.

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Here’s Avatar’s Zoe Saldana posing in a short pink print dress in front of Louis Vuitton Store Pre Oscar Dinner Party yesterday. Not sure if I would’ve recognized her without her sexy blue Neytiri tail. Seriously, who needs clothes? Just be naked and blue, fly dragons, mate through connecting tails, and shoot arrows. Now that’s the life!

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Britney Spears was caught leaving a salon called Face Place in West Hollywood yesterday. Sporting a dizziness-inducing checkered sweater and big sunglasses, Brit was hoping she’d be stealth enough to hide from photogs. If that doesn’t work, perhaps she’s thinking a facelift might do the trick. Hey Brit, we can still tell it’s you!

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Taylor Lautner was spotted leaving BOA Steakhouse in Hollywood. Now that he and Taylor Swift have split (couple months ago), I wonder if she’s gonna write angry songs about him like she’s done with all her other ex-boyfriends. I’ll be waiting for songs like “You Suck” (like her voice) and “Hate Story” and “You Belong With Someone Else”.

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The ever so sexy Clive Owen attended the Milan Fashion week just a few days ago. Even in a simple casual suit, he still manages to look hot. I need to see him in more action movies like Shoot ‘Em Up, and less in films like The International and Duplicity (ugh). Luckily, they’re making Inside Man 2, where he plays a master bank robber carrying out the perfect heist. Not quite the action I want, but there’s shooting and stuff. Right?

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John Krasinski is rumored to play “Captain America” in a new movie based on the popular Marvel Comics series. Wow. Quite a big step going from a suit and tie corporate head in The Office to a superhero soldier defending America. Well, he’s cute alright, but he’s gonna have to pump it up a little. Can you believe he just got engaged to Emily Blunt? Ehh I just don’t see it.

Eva Longoria is never going to look good without makeup and airbrushing, no matter what time of the day, whether she just woke up or feels too lazy to put on at least lip gloss. There is just no hope.

Britney Spears seems to have lost a significant amount of weight these days, but that’s pretty much all I can say about her. I remember the days she used to be good looking. As seen in these two “before and after” photos above, it’s like she’s two completely different people. Kinda makes me wanna weep a little.

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